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I love this quote "I am in charge of how I feel and today I choose happiness." its it soooo true. We keep forgetting that we're truly in charge of how we feel every single day. Getting you up you get to decide how whether you want to be happy or not. The decision is truly yours! Wake up with a smile everyday, enjoy little things, life is about journey not destination!
These charming messages almost made us cry because of the emotional waves that totally knocked down our serious mood. To be honest, they really made our day! We want you to join our happy army. Read out these perfect phrases and send them to your beloved girlfriend. Be sure, she will be glad to start a day with your love! Do not forget to mention, how beautiful your woman is; how nice is this morning; how deep your love is.

If you have children, or if you have ever been a child, you know that friendships can be hard, and great friendships can be hard to find.  Learning to share your favorite toys, taking turns, and saying that you are sorry is all part of the process.  As we navigate our way through middle school, we learn more about being a good friend.  What it feels like to have a friend stick up for you in a crowd, to hold you a spot at the lunch table, and to tell you when you have something stuck in your braces.  Sometimes those first best friends are with you into adulthood, and sometimes our friends change as we grow and also change.  We all seek to find that real friend who will be with us through thick and thin.  She tells you when you can find a more flattering pair of jeans, help you find the courage to quit a job that you hate going to, and loves you enough to tell you when the boyfriend you are chasing after, is no good for you. How lucky we are if we have found a best friend.

“A woman or man of value doesn’t love you because of what he or she wants you to be or do for them. He or she loves you because your combined souls understand one another, complements each other, and make sense above any other person in this world. You each share a part of their soul's mirror and see each other’s light reflected in it clearly. You can easily speak from the heart and feel safe doing so. Both of you have been traveling a parallel road your entire life. Without each other's presence, you feel like an old friend or family member was lost. It bothers you, not because you have given it too much meaning, but because God did. This is the type of person you don't have to fight for because you can't get rid of them and your heart doesn't want them to leave anyways.”
There are some things in life that are beyond our control, and even after we do our best to make them better they still stink. At that point it’s best not to spend any more energy on them, but just to laugh it off. You have to keep your good feelings going, and not get so caught up on something that is resistant to change. This quote says that you should try to make it better, and if you’re not successful at that to simply write it off and find humor in it. This is a good way to go about it since you’ll go crazy the other way.
Sharing a morning quote can sparkle positive thinking and improve our life conditions. The messages that come across are simple, but they work as a reminder for something deeper we have read in literature or something that we have experienced in our own lives or seen happening in other people’s life paths. That is when our bedtime conclusions about what matters and what is trivial come to life and give birth to a fresh mentality, a way of thinking and acting that can really inspire ourselves and people around us.
“When you find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stand in front of you when other’s cast stones, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who will hold your hand when your sick, who thinks your pretty without makeup, the one who turns to his friends and say, ‘that’s her’, the one that would bear your rejection because losing you means losing his will to live, who kisses you when you screw up, watches the stars and names one for you and will hold and rock that baby for hours so you can sleep…..you marry him all over again.”
You’ve lived so long, you’ve come so far. You made it despite heartbreaks and pain, though disappointment and failure. Yet here you are, alive, motivated and rearing to go. Remember to be grateful to whatever is giving you the will to drag yourself out of bed and face the world. Be it your motivation, your goals, your God, whatever, be grateful for the courage.
“Even though Graham and I went back to arguing and stealing socks and hiding each other's toothbrushes in the litter box, I didn't forget that Graham didn't think I needed a best friend, because either it meant he thought I was cool enough to handle everything alone or—and this was what I hoped—it meant that he was my best friend, quietly, forever, no matter what.
wow this is amazing, honestly, these quotes are really inspiring, it’s like a friend guiding you on how you can motivate yourself to succeed or on how to be happy. by just reading these quotes really inspires and puts a big smile to faces who always thinks of losing hope and thinks that they don’t have the chances to become who they want to be..which I, myself also thinks about it sometimes… thanks for these quotes, its very helpful..
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/* */ var ajaxurl = "https://www.developgoodhabits.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php"; HomeAboutCheck Out Habit Videos!Read Top-Rated Habit BooksContact 1 73 Thoughtful “Good Morning” Quotes to Start the Day the Right WayThe morning may be the most important part of your day.It sets the tone and the tempo of your daily life. If you wake up late and rush through your morning, the day will likely feel rushed and hurried. But if you take your time and started the day with accomplishments the day will follow suit.It is all about having a good morning routine.This page is dedicated to good morning quotes to help inspire us to start our day the right way. With accomplishments, joy and happiness, rather than starting our day late, angry and behind in our work.(Side note: If you'd like to start each morning by focusing on your TOP goals, ​then I suggest checking out this FREE 14 day goal-setting challenge.)
Happiness is a misunderstood, often misquoted commodity. To be loved is to be happy, to be an artist is to be happy, to walk in a park alone with your thoughts is to be happy. Happiness is how you define it. Many people are robbed of their happiness for they often try to follow someone else’s definition of it. It’s a rare commodity today, one that the world is scrambling to own. Be grateful for your happiness.
Every morning is a fresh beginning. Every day is the world made new. Today is a new day. Today is my world made new. I have lived all my life up to this moment, to come to this day. This moment – this day – is as good as any moment in all eternity. I shall make of this day – each moment of this day – a heaven on earth. This is my day of opportunity.Dan Custer
Believe our female part of the authors – the girls adore nice words. It is the easiest way to show your lady that you care about her and about her feelings. It proves that your love is so great and powerful that you cannot stand keeping it inside of your body and continue to say many pleasant compliments again and again. We believe that you have a lot of wonderful phrases in your head, but we still want your relationships to be as amazing, as it is possible, so we offer you some sweet quotes that are created to help you start a beautiful day of your beloved woman. We do this just to diversify your certainly huge collection of warm phrases: choose from this carefully designed list!
What can possibly be more pleasant and inspiring than hearing the words of love in the mornings. When you know that there’s a shoulder to lean on, the ears that can listen to all of your complaints, the hands that hug you tight no matter what. If you are looking for different ways to express your love, if a simple ‘I love you’ isn’t enough, the best morning quotes will do this job for you.
– C.S LewisI will admit, on a Monday morning, before I have had my cup of coffee, the incessantly positive person who always seems to be “up” can be a little big annoying to my sensibilities. I am switching from weekend to work-week mindset and a little bit grumpy about it.But I think the only reason I may get grumpy in that situation is because I am a bit jealous of the abundance of positivity they are able to bring forth at 8:15 am on a monday morning.Being positive in the workplace may take a little bit extra effort. Specifically if you are doing a job that you “have to do” because you need the money and not a job that you “love” to do regardless of pay.So here is my challenge: If you are annoyed at work at least try to grab one of these quotes about positivity at work and think about it once a day. Treat it as a habit, a positive thought for the day at work. When you finish with the above section of quotes why not try some of these work quotes or these achievement quotes, both of which will hopefully give you a tiny bit more inspiration to accomplish great things in your career. And if your career is at a dead end, they may give you the inspiration to follow your passion and get a job you love, not hate.Want some more tips on doing well at your place of work? Check out these links below. 36 Workplace Habits (to build a successful career) How to Increase Productivity at Work Like these Positivity Quotes about life and quotes for success? Finally, if you liked this post why not “like” this post. Please share this positivity quotes post on your favorite social media platform. (Like Pinterest, Facebook or Instagram)eval(ez_write_tag([[300,250],'developgoodhabits_com-leader-1','ezslot_8',119,'0'])); 5K SharesPin4KShare61Buffer22TweetRedditPocket S.J. ScottQuotes & Affirmations Related Posts 11 Steps to Deal With a Narcissist at Work or in Your Personal Life 55 Random Acts of Kindness Ideas to Improve the World Around You 329 Bucket List Ideas to Try Before You Die _thriveCurrentPost = 6877; Comments are closed ←Previous post Next post→ eval(ez_write_tag([[336,280],'developgoodhabits_com-box-1','ezslot_7',632,'0']));report this ad >> Click to Grab the FREE Book: The Morning Routine for Peak Performance<< Follow

“Successful people maintain a positive focus in life no matter what is going on around them. They stay focused on their past successes rather than their past failures, and on the next action steps they need to take to get them closer to the fulfillment of their goals rather than all the other distractions that life presents to them.” – Jack Canfield
39.) “The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity and an understanding of life that fills them with compassions, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.”
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